Mary: Mr Bennett, Do I hvae to sit next to her, she stinks.
Lily: No, you are the one who smells Mary Cherry, like road kill.
Mary: Mr Bennett let me just say on the record thatI love the gays.
Mr Bennett: Thanks Mary Cherry we love you too.
Lily You know I've decided I really hate that mary Cherry. What is she doing in a
feminst studies class anyways, she should be in facist studies and her hair's too damn blond.
Carmen: Yhea, you know who I hate more, Nicole. Ever since I quite the
glamazons she's meaner to me then ever. I swear to God one more insult and I'm going to snap.
Harrison: I have got to start hanging out with guys at least one week a month.
Harrison: Hi, hey is it alright if I sit with you guyts today? The gang I normally
sit with is all simutanoulsy grieving Aunt Flow.
Josh: Why didn't you say so earlier?
Sugar: Yo bro we're suffering ourselves.
Brooke:Oh what was that Sugar?
Sugar: Oh, um nothing Brooke. Um... that's a really nice vest you got there.
Sam: What's up Harrison? Why are you sitting over here?
Brooke: Sam it seems to me that the boys are afraid of us because we're menstrating, thus
in their sexist little eyes we couldn't possibly have a rational, calm lunch hour.
Sam: Well we're just going to prove them wrong right?
Brooke: Yes we will.
Brooke: You didn't ask me if you could wear that bracelett.
Sugar: Dear mother of God please let this end.
Sam: Broke just chill out ok, it was in the drawr, I put it on, it's no big deal.
Brooke:You know no wonder you stole it, it is after all the
color of your hola skirt of your dreams. Right Sammy.
Sam:Um Brooke, if you could make it with any of the backstreet boys who would it be (Sam referring to something Brooke had wrote in her diary).
Lily:Nice fur Mary Cherry you freak.
Mary: Yhea a Lily, I'd be glad to stop wearing anally electricuted minks if
only you'd be so kind as to skin your legs and present them to me as a gift.
Nicole: Yhea, speaking of grooming Carmen there's this new invention, it's called
evening condition, just put a little dab in your palm and rub it in, it's real simple, hun.
Sam: You know what Brooke, I bet you fight like a girl.
Mary Girls it's time to kick some unpopular ass and take some prisnors.
Brooke: This feud has lasted 6 months now, and I am all out of talk.
Mary: Ok I skiped forth period and got us all girl gang leather jackets.
Sam: In the words of public enemy, it's time to fight the power. Those bitches are going down.
Sam Out of our way Gilligan. (Talking to Harrison who's trying to stop the pending fight)
Carmen Yhea we'ver got some clocks to clean.
Nicole: Sweet God almighty if word gets around that I was in a room for this long with
you unpopular hags, my socil rep will never recouver.
Carmen: Nicole, why don't you just admit that you had implants, sit down and
shut up.
Brooke: Does anyone have any nosh, fruit, frozen yogert, tuna packed in water?
Carmen: Who carries tuna packed in water?
Sam: Think... if we had a shovel we could dig our way out, right? (Mary Cherry pulls
a shovel from her ourse and Nicole tries to dig up the floor)
Nicole: No, we got solid concrete here kids.
Sam: Mary Cherry what the hell are you doing? (She's making a help me sign out of tampons)
ary: Y'all it's our only hope. If a government spy plane with x-ray spy vision
should fly over head and see our plea they might come an dsave us. Other wise we're
all going to die.
Brooke:Wait, two people in here area dating Josh, since when (After hearing everyone's secreats)
Sam: What do you care fridgit one, you dumped him?
Mary: My deepest secreat is as old as I. I was born with it, a frightening, hidious affliction common among southreners with too much in breading.
Nicole: Ok then moving on, I've questioned my sexuality.
Mary: This secreat is so shocking and dirty birdy.
Nicole: Is it you Spam? Are you the one asking your subconcious? Are you
confused? I saw you wearing flannel just yesterday.
Carmen: Well did Harrison have bad breath?
Lily: No, he was minty fresh.
Nicole Ok wait, back to the lesbian part, was there tounge involved here?
Ms Glass I may have the shoes of a man, but I cry like a little girl.
Sam: Ok guys... what is going on here?
Lily: You know Brooke I am really begining to see your side in all of this. It
must be diffcult living ewith someone who is so completly self absorbed.
Brooke: It is.
Nicole: Maybe that means the grass is less judgy on our side?
Nicole: "I did it again", carmen would that be a painful refrence to your back to school shopping at WalMart.
Mary: You dirty little home wrecker. How could you? Forget about Carmen, let's eat her first, for punishment.
Nicole: Wait a big fat minuet. You, Carmen Ferra, social pond scum is dating Josh Ford, the most popular guy in school.
Nicole: Um, hun, interesting. If that's true cup cake why would Josh lock you in here today. For once in your life Carmen, you are right... you are unworthy.
Carmen: Nicole you pathitic little liar. Gweneth is not your secreat!
Brooke: Oh yhea? Bring it on back stabber.
Josh: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be a hoe.